The other day I was at the store looking at dog collars. I needed a new one for my cat, but all of them were lame. They all had leopard print or were covered in fake gems. They keep the collars far cats and dogs in the same place, so I took a look at the dog ones. The dog collars were awesome. There were collars with bones on them and others had paw-prints. Best of all, there was a large selection of plain collars. Just solid colors, no flare. I don’t understand why it’s so difficult to find a plain collar for a cat. Maybe it’s just the stores I choose to shop at. Anyway, I seriously considered getting one with bones on it (my cat can pull off that look), but they were all a little too big. It was sad because the dog collars rocked.