Mandy the Beagle
My dog is a lovable beagle named Mandy. She’s a bit overweight, not because I overfed her but because she’s on the lethargic side for a beagle. Speaking of feeding, I’m a vegetarian so for a while I decided to try putting Mandy on a diet like mine. I figured it would be easier to buy food if we shared some of the same staples, and she might lose a little weight. The thing is, she really liked the tofu I gave her. I’d chop it up in her bowl, then add a little of the dog food that has mix in gravy over the top and she’d lap it up like it was the greatest steak. And she did lose weight so I think it was pretty healthy for her. Unfortunately buying tofu actually got more expensive than buying dog food, so after she got a little trimmer looking and healthier I’ve stopped that. I found some organic dog cologne spray though. Besides, now people don’t laugh at me when I go into Whole Foods and buy a whole case of tofu at a time.